{"id":5610,"date":"2023-08-02T05:04:13","date_gmt":"2023-08-02T09:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/?p=5610"},"modified":"2025-05-11T19:56:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:56:17","slug":"%f0%9f%a4%a1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/opinion\/%f0%9f%a4%a1\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83e\udd21 Indicted"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wouldn&#8217;t it be something if we elect the fucker after this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5683\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/opinion\/%f0%9f%a4%a1\/attachment\/angry-white-guy-2024\/\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,600\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Angry-White-Guy-2024\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024-1024x512.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024-1024x512.jpg\" alt=\"Angry White Guy 2024\" class=\"wp-image-5683\" style=\"width:768px\" width=\"768\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024-1024x512.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024-300x150.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024-768x384.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Oh My God &#8211; Another Low-flow Shower Head!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wouldn&#8217;t it be something if we elect the fucker after this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-5610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-opinion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Indictment-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5610"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9117,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5610\/revisions\/9117"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}