{"id":8636,"date":"2025-02-19T05:30:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-19T10:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/?p=8636"},"modified":"2025-03-18T20:51:30","modified_gmt":"2025-03-19T00:51:30","slug":"banana-moonpietown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/opinion\/banana-moonpietown\/","title":{"rendered":"Banana MoonPieTown"},"content":{"rendered":"
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For no apparent reason, it was announced that the once-known Free State of Florida has been renamed MoonPieTown. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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People have been encouraged to ‘not think about it too much’, as it makes common sense to a minority of Americans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Banana<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Today, as the Chief Dude of the town formerly known as Cocoa Beach, I signed an Executive Order to rename the city to Banana. <\/p>\n\n\n

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This highlights our fair town’s position as the capital of the Banana River Empire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Banana River Empire:<\/strong> Banana is arguably one of the most significant cities globally, as evidenced by the Cape Canaveral Space Force Command on the left and Patrick Space Force Base on the right.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Once known as Ulumay Lagoon by some illegal Spanish alien in 1640, renaming it more accurately reflects the glorious beginnings of our beautiful tourist trap of a city.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Remember our old dream, Manifest Destiny<\/a>? Well, it\u2019s back! First, we had the Gulf of Waffle House, then MoonPieTown, and now, get this – a Banana MoonPieTown on the menu at the Mars Cafe!<\/p>\n\n\n

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MoonPie’s on Mars – It is MANkind’s Manifest Destiny!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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Starships Ho!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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