{"id":5610,"date":"2023-08-02T05:04:13","date_gmt":"2023-08-02T09:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/?p=5610"},"modified":"2025-05-11T19:56:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:56:17","slug":"%f0%9f%a4%a1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/life\/%f0%9f%a4%a1\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83e\udd21 Indicted"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wouldn&#8217;t it be something if we elect the fucker after this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Angry-White-Guy-2024-1024x512.jpg\" alt=\"Angry White Guy 2024\" class=\"wp-image-5683\" style=\"width:768px\" width=\"768\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Oh My God &#8211; Another Low-flow Shower Head!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wouldn&#8217;t it be something if we elect the fucker after this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-5610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-opinion"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Indictment-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5610\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tubridy.net\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}