Pet Policy

We accept all pets regardless of race, color, or creed!

But no Trumpers – Dad hates them fuckers!

Wag ur tail more!


Chief Dog

Who we are

Our website address is We used to have an old blog, but that’s another story, too!


When visitors leave comments on the site, we collect the data shown in the comments form, the visitor’s IP address, and the browser user agent string to help with spam detection. If we don’t like the comment, we will ridicule you mercilessly.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: After your comment is approved, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment. Wow, does that ever sound complicated?


If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website. Someone might come to try and find you and lick your toes.


If you leave a comment on our site, you may opt-in to save your name, email address, and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year unless Jake eats them all.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser. Huh?

When you log in, we will set up several cookies to save your login information and screen display choices. Login cookies last two days, and screen options cookies last a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed. Really – how the fuck do you do that?

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after one day. Well, how about that!

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g., videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves exactly as if the visitor has visited the other website. What the fuck does that mean?

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. Yes – they are probably all out to get you!

Who we share your data with

If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email. Pretty neat trick – huh?

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This allows us to automatically recognize and approve any follow-up comments instead of holding them in a moderation queue. Your comments will live on forever, long after you are gone!

For users who register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information. If someone hacks our database, you are screwed!

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we must keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. Yeah – I don’t think so.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated laundry service. They arrive tidy white!

Seriously Folks

We don’t give a shit about who you are. This is the internet, after all. We never plan to let any of you beautiful people – real or AI – comment on anything we have to say because, honestly, isn’t it how we created this wild and whacky world we find ourselves in?

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!


It’s all good – every single fucking bit of it. Enjoy!