For no apparent reason, it was announced that the once-known Free State of Florida has been renamed MoonPieTown.
People have been encouraged to ‘not think about it too much’, as it makes common sense to a minority of Americans.
Banana
Today, as the Chief Dude of the town formerly known as Cocoa Beach, I signed an Executive Order to rename the city to Banana.
This highlights our fair town’s position as the capital of the Banana River Empire.
Once known as Ulumay Lagoon by some illegal Spanish alien in 1640, renaming it more accurately reflects the glorious beginnings of our beautiful tourist trap of a city.
Remember our old dream, Manifest Destiny? Well, itβs back! First, we had the Gulf of Waffle House, then MoonPieTown, and now, get this – a Banana MoonPieTown on the menu at the Mars Cafe!
MoonPie’s on Mars – It is MANkind’s Manifest Destiny!
Starships Ho!
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